1 - Intro (Wolf howling) (Violent J) Welcome to the Dark Carnival Tunnel of Love Allow your emotions to run wild Allow your passion to soar freely Welcome to the Tunnel of Love 2 - Cotton Candy One pussy licking coming up What's your name, handsome? Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all naked, too. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too? Do you know what's under my dress? Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got I guess. No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt. (Shaggy 2 Dope) My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls Cause you can see my ballsack hanging out my drawers I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch And when I fuck bitches ass what I'm trying to do My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff 'em in there, too Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth You don't believe me, then take a look an inch south Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out Jumpsteady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy When you fuck around with the cotton candy (Chorus 2x) Hey, Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, She told me (Violent J) My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye I can remember the first time I had a taste She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face I said, "your daddy's home", She said "so fucking what?" I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth" Oh shit, so what was I to do Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control On the way home, I had a new attitude I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude" (Chorus 2x) Hey, Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, She told me Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy. Sure, Claude, honey. Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm. Yes, ma'am. That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. (Chorus repeat until end) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, She told me Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick thehairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Claude. Keep licking. Huh uh, keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude. Go ahead and suck you bastard. Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck! 3 - Super Balls Yeah, you give sex lessons. Why not this time of the night? I am only up at this time of the night! I play music the rest of the night. No, no, I'm not awake in the day. Read my lips, scary. Aww, man, why you guys in the goddamn, Yellow Pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what's it, no, it's the Weekly. In paranthases, "No gig too scary". And that's just what I am. Scary. (Shaggy 2 Dope) Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name And I come from a far away planet Southwest Delray, goddamn it! And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs Super Balls, and concrete nutsacks You know that bag lady skank that always bothers you I'm here to fuck her, yo, that's what I do So tell me where the hoes is at The fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs Super Balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my Super Wang So, who's next, the bitch with the rubber eye It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Call me Super Balls (Chorus 2x) Ain't no bitch to fat Ain't no bitch to whack Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls Woop Woop! (Violent J) I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey So I fucked her and her neden went (gobbles) Cuz I could give a motherfuck about looks I just jock up another one for the books I know this bitch fat round like a beachball You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady Then I stick my dick down in the fat patty Just cause no one calls your home Don't mean that you're all alone Just call Super Balls to the rescue Now here's what I'm a do I might stick my big toe in your butthole And then tickle your neden with my other toes Ugly bitches in need, I crash through their walls Big daddy J Violent Super Balls (Chorus 2x) Ain't no bitch to fat Ain't no bitch to whack Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls Woop Woop! It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis, and there's not much news fit to televise at Galaxy Communications. Where, in his office, Clark Kent is monitoring the twelve o'clock news. Uh uh, it goes thump thump thumpin against your clit Harder, harder! Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications, opens Clark's door and looks in. When the hell do I get something out of this? (Legz Diamond) Legz Diamond's down with the clown Fuck fat bitches and charge by the pound I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus Cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas (yeeehaw!!) Super Balls don't care where his nuts at One night, I found em in your mom's butt crack You was playin Nintendo upstairs I had my dick stickin in your mom's butt hairs Granny walked in, puffing on a jay "*Choke*, my pussy's turning grey" She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls I said it ain't no thing for Super Balls Super Balls is in the motherfucking house!!! (Chorus repeat until end) Ain't no bitch to fat Ain't no bitch to whack Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls Woop Woop! 4 - Ninja "Hey yo, J, man hey" "yeah" "Hey man you remember me?" "Uh huh" "N you remember that shit you said?" "Uh uh" "Well payback's a bitch!!!" (gunshots) "Muthafucka, let's go man" "Hold up man he's still alive man" (gunshots) "Die muthafucka damn!" "Shoot him again man" "Shoot him again man" "The muthafucka's still alive man" "Die man, let's get the fuck outta here man" "The Wicked Clown's will never die!!!" "What's the hell's a ninja? A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu. No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die. Ninja's possess the superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker. Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja!!! (Violent J) Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai So I can swing a sword and make necks fly I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls Cause I remember these kids from the playground Everybody'd hang around, we were all down But then we grew up and everybody turned away And now they dissin' me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J" Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older As I think I draw a ninja on my folder, uh What I would do if I only had a ninja sword You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (Chorus 2x) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it (Violent J) After I was killing all the yuppie fucks All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts And I would walk home feeling like a samurai I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops He tried to hit her again but that shit stops I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?" I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together Now get the fuck out my house, never come back I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!) I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya" Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (Chorus 2x) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it (Violent J) If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent I flip french fries for two twenty-five Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five But he think he the shit cuz he the boss I guess he don't know that his life is a loss I walk in, about 5 minutes late Cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face Screaming at me, sweatin over this place Mad cause I'm late, he's no better than me Just another bitch working for next to free I thought about taking my ninja steel And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch And I don't even need to be a ninja (Chorus repeat until end) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!! 5 - Stomp Stomp stomp stomp (forks is up forks is down) Stomp stomp stomp (forks is up forks is down) Stomp stomp stomp (forks is up forks is down) Stomp stomp stomp (wicked clown, wicked town) (Shaggy 2 Dope) Take a look around ya, tell me what'cha see You see flames and smoke, then there's me I'm burning houses and jumping telephone poles They call me fireface, I'm sucking hot coals Give me a quarter, I'll buy a quarter worth of gas Sneek in your house and slowly pour it in your ass Blaze it up, you're running around screechin scorn Your ass is burning, your nuts pop like popcorn And when I see you, I stomp all the flames out Stomp your face and your ass, stomp your titties I'll stomp your balls, we stomp in my wicked town Forks up and forks down, a wicked clown I represent like a true gangbanger should I paint the forks and the K's in your neighborhood And when you see me, give a nod, say what up Then walk away or I'll stomp your fuckin mouth shut When I'm done, I drink a couple gallons of gas Then I stick a lighter in my ass Yeah, so if you down with the fucking clown Check it out! (repeat until song end) I says stomp you say Woop Woop STOMP WOOP WOOP STOMP WOOP WOOP (repeat until next track starts) Guess who's coming to your big town Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (kiss the clown) 6 - Prom Queen Won't you be my prom queen? (Another morning) Won't you be my prom queen? Everybody has a real good time Won't you be my prom queen? (It's time for my senior prom) Won't you be my prom queen? Everybody has a real good time (Violent J) Another morning, I must get up and go to school I'm taking too long gettin dressed Tryin to look my best Because today is not your ordinary every morning My high school prom is coming and I heed my daddy's warnings I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm I'm very nice, My mother says I'm very handsome When I wear my good vest And mother knows best I got to school, I straggle through the hallways I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always But this time, I must now approach them Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again And so I choose her, her hair, it matches with her face She is so lovely, my heart and pulse begin to race I make my way between her friends and to her presence Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen? (I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I'd rather die...) There was a time when I could except a no That was before, Christine is gonna have to go My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome Christine is famous, she has so many different friends Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I And I been telling myself all day, she's gotta die Good morning, everybody. This is Principal Rogers. And I would just like to congradulate our Senior class. And wish them a great time at tonight's prom dance. (Chorus) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Everybody has a real good time (Violent J) It was really fuckin easy, I'm a human hater I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders And when it got dark, I carried her home on my shoulders My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back I thought about my situation and it's kind of whack It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar But she's dead, I guess I'll never have to tell her I took the bottles up to Meijer's, four dollars worth I took the 17 dollars that was in her purse I bought balloons, and streamers, and stuff to munch I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo punch I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall I banged my head a couple times, I'm just too fuckin' tall I would have took her to the school like a normal man But I had to kill her first they'd never understand I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance I pray she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants I know my daddy would be proud of all that I've done Instead of burning me, he'll probably come and hug his son I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat The more I think about it Tears are rolling down my cheek I hope that I showed Christine a night like no other Cause after all, that's how my daddy did my mother Our Seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends. And celebrate all their great work. Prom night is your very own special night. And everybody always remember their high school prom. (Chorus) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king) Everybody has a real good time (Repeat 4x) Won't you be my prom queen? Everybody has a real good time Everybody has a real good time 7 - My Kinda Bitch (Violent J) My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all My bitch don't blink, she don't even think About money or fuckin mall My kind of bitch don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears Cause she's much too busy pulling the worms Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years My kind of bitch, I'll never forget We first met on a Oujia board Miss Crabber, damn, she would chew on snakes And swallow a ninja sword I said, "hey bitch, how do you do? Some fucks call me Violent J" She picked her nose and flicked it at me Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch (Chorus) My kind of bitch My kind of bitch don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears My kind of bitch don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears Fuck that! (Shaggy 2 Dope) My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck And has to talk like this "I love you" She can drink through it, ya get used to it It whistle every time we kiss My kind of bitch gots one good tittie The other one's skinny and red She can make the one jiggle The other one don't do shit but just sit their dead My kind of bitch has a wooden eye With a nail sticking half way out It once caught a fire and we all had to spit In her face just to put it out My kind of bitch is a little loopy And her ass might droop a bit But I scoop that loop and fold the flop And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch (Chorus) My kind of bitch My kind of bitch gots one good tittie The other one's skinny and red My kind of bitch gots one good tittie (Violent J) Hello? Um, my name is J. I'm from Detroit. I'm looking for a girl, who's, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls. Uh... (Violent J) My kind of bitch waits till I sleep Then run and fuck my friends And everytime I break her legs Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up, man!) She shot me once and stabbed my neck And even broke my nose But I lick her from her crooked neck Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch (Chorus) My kind of bitch My kind of bitch waits till I sleep Then run and fuck my friend My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then... (Shaggy 2 Dope) Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and I'm lookin for a girl with a big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass. And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched. And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same time, that's a must. And I'm looking for a girl who can stretch titties and stuff em in her ass. Fuck yeah, motherfucker I'm looking for a bitch I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch) We can have picnics under the moon In the graveyard We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch) I'm looking for a girl to die with If you're already dead, that's cool You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch) I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls Let me squeeze your neck "This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl." 8 - When I Get Out "Comaley, get up. Let's go." "What?" "Well, it's your lucky day today, pal. You're free." "Uh, what do you mean?" "Yup, that's right you been pardoned. So come on get your shit Let's go." "What are you talking about, I don't understand?" "Yup, governor's pardoned you. Now come on, let's get the fuck out of here." "Uh, uh, I'm free. Are you serious!?" "Fuck no, you got for more years, stupid ass. Hahahaha. Every fuckin day, you fall for it. Fuckin stupid ass." Wicked clown (Violent J) When I get out, I'm going home to southwest Going straight to my freaks and get undressed And I'm a hit it like an insane chicken hawk Hoochie, won't be able to walk (Shaggy 2 Dope_ When I get out, I'm a run around town naked Cause my freedom feels good, I can't fake it I let my nuts flop to the hip-hop I wanna chop chop punk cop flip flop (Violent J) When I get out, I'm going to my mother's house She gonna cook a steak and serve it with brussel sprouts But I don't care, she can cook a cinder block And I'm a chew it on up to the last rock (Shaggy 2 Dope) When I get out, I'm putting on my new shoes But I don't see anybody sportin Kangaroos And them wizaby shorts are history But so what, I'm a sport mine like a G (Chorus) Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out (Violent J) When I get out, I'm going to the festivals Cussing rude, and scratching my testicles Like we did before we got locked down I'm coming back around, the wicked clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) When I get out, I'm a throw a party And guess who shows up, nobody! I just sit alone and play solitaire I don't care, at least I won't be here (Violent J) When I get out, I'm coming back to Delray So I can breathe the smog but that's okay Cuz I'd much rather whif that shit Then my cellmate Rico's funky armpits (Shaggy 2 Dope) When I get out, I'm heading straight to the store For a big long cold thing of Faygo And I'm a drink it down to the very end After that, I eat the bottle that it came in (Chorus) Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out Yeah, let me call this broad up, tell her I'm getting out. This is my baby, ya know what I'm saying. What's up, baby, man, it's me. Wait a minute. J? Who the hell is this? WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! (Violent J) When I get out, I'm shooting someone in the head Somebody been sleeping in my bed I never thought my sweetheart would sell me out Now I gotta walk up and blow her mouth out Wicked clown Wicked wicked clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) When I get out, I'm back to the good life So don't sweat me Officer Barney Fife In the pen, I seen your cop friend butt son Seen daddy like to use his butt some (Violent J) When I get out, it's all about the underground I'll crawl back into the pipes and never be found So when you brush your teeth You might see my eyeball looking at you through the sink (Chorus) Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all Wicked clowns! We gettin out I'm getting out, I'm getting out! Guess who's coming to your big town Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (kiss the clown)