1 - Fuck Off! feat. Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope) Well it's on It's on like neden hoe fuck I'm 2 Dope and I'm fucking drunk Walked in the joint with my nuts hanging out my drawers Yo, SUCK MY BALLS! All I wanna do is choke a bitch Roll up a jiffy and smoke the bitch I dropped out of school when I quit my job All I wanna be is a fat fucking slob 'Cause I don't care about none of ya'll bitches Shut the fuck up and drop your britches!!! Cause I'm clogging up bank So I don't give a fuck about what none of ya'll think When I do show up, I wreck the place I run around the stage kicking bitches in the face Cause I ain't nothing soft So you and your boys can strait FUCK OFF! (Chorus) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You! (You can suck my nuts hey yo) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You! (Shake a dime stank ho) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You! (You can kiss ass ya fuckin bitch) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You! (Yo, fuck you and ya mamma ain't shit) "Uh, pizza boy pizza..." "I wanna large extra cheese pizza" "Pick-up or delivery?" "Delivery." "Ok, your address?" "Yeah, it's near the high school, 232 Fuck off!!" (Shaggy 2 Dope) When I was eight, I was on crack I had Miss Pellitrain on her back Fucking up the school every day I turned that old bitches neden hairs gray (Hehehe) Cause 2 Dope is all that My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hanging out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But there's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date Cause I show up nice and neat And then strangle them in the backseat (Hehehehe) Cause you know that Shaggs ain't soft If you don't like it you can FUCK OFF!!! What's up? Violent J, the southwest juggla. You know what I'm saying. I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom's, grab em by the face and say 'FUCK OFF! (Chorus) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (You and ya mamma can suck my dick) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (Yeah, and I'll shake ya bitch ass quick) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (I can give a fuck less G) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You ('Cause ya don't mean shit to me) Violent J, The muthafucking blood sucking Vampire Please stomp on my head cause it's on fire I got another funky rhyme, so let me kick it (Shaggy 2 Dope) NAW FUCK OFF BITCH!! This is My Record! I walk up like a mental case And start throwing left hooks at your face I won't mix no rap with rock-n-roll Like somebody else I know Bitch boy, you can suck my sack And after that you can kiss my ass crack And freaks, you ain't all that Titties ain't shit but sacks of fat Bitch, cause if you really wanna know what I think I think your neden stink like a fish tank So in the early cracks of dawn Take your two fat sacks of shit and get the fuck on Best leave me a dollar for Faygo bitch Or I'ma have to bust you in your fucking lips So next time you think I'm soft I hope you remember to FUCK OFF (Chorus) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (You're just gonna hate me) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (So you can suck my nuts all day) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (Yeah, you can lick my nuts right quick) Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You (Check it out, you can suck my fuckin' dick) "I'll say one thing, baby. When girl said you were a cooky nympho cunt she she as hell wasn't kiddin'. Well, that's it till next time bitch!" (Chorus repeats until end) FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! Fuck off!! 2 - Clown Luv Gangsters banging Nuts straight hanging Chilling in the alleyway, signs straight beaming Up in the air, I hear they don't care Get your motherfucking melon busted for a stare Love pumping through the heart, flowing through the veins Pop a motherfucker like it ain't no thang Blood-shot eyes, from puffing on the bud Let me see that rag, let me see that love Rolling through the hood, top caught down Car packed so full is almost fucking on the ground Macks with the homies spitting on the hoes Stop in the store for a cold 4-0 Grabbing on your balls, straight slinging stones Fuck the gang squad try to kick me out my home Check my neck and I got yours Cause roll with your set and keep that clown love (Chorus 2x) Throw your signs in the air (hey!) What's that I don't check I don't care (ho!) Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere (hey!) Cause much clown love is in here (Biiiitch!) "Hey Holmes, what's that you claiming?" I'm in the rhyming game, wicked clown banging I'm just a motherfucker that's down for the cause You can suck on my balls unless you got clown love Put them up, throw them up, let me see them motherfuckers Flip them up, flip them down, flip them around motherfuckers Mind don't walk from breathing on the smog I'm all up in this shit, like as if my name was Frog Damn, I heard a shot, but I got luck The motherfuckers missed, now it's time to shoot them up Here come the siren, I hear them getting close Here come the squad, it's time to get ghost If you wanna stay and get beat by a pig Fuck that shit cause where I live My boys got my neck and I got their's Cause I'm true to my set, bitch, clown love (Chorus 2x) Throw your signs in the air (hey!) What's that I don't check I don't care (ho!) Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere (hey!) Cause much clown love is in here (Biiiitch!) Hey, what the fuck you looking at man My rag, my flannel or the club in my hand Well, here go ahead, take a closer look ......Thanks for the wallet, bitch!! Give me them duckets motherfucking child I'm too busy doing other things like hanging with my mob Crew got my neck when push comes to shove Never sell out your set and keep that clown love (Chorus repeats to end and fades) Throw your signs in the air (hey!) What's that I don't check I don't care (ho!) Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere (hey!) Cause much clown love is in here (Biiiitch!) 3 - I'm Not Alone feat. Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope) Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy Cause I got a crew Bitch, a crew like you ain't ever even known Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone All waiting for the day to put you in your place I'll have the fat bearded lady sitting on your face (Violent J) Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt Dead carnival clowns putting in w-w-work (Shaggy 2 Dope) You think you're the shit cause you think you got the upper hand But won't you come and meet my boy, The Strong Man And he'll grab ya by the head and squeeze until it pops And shake your muthafucking neck till your head flops Cause I'm running with the beyond ya mother fucks I'll make a voodoo doll of ya and flick your nuts See I was born, to cause a killer carnie ruckus I came up and then stabbin' and chokin' motherfuckers I leave a screwdriver stickin' halfway out your dome The worst part about it is I'm Not Alone (Chorus 2x) Jokers and freaks Deep in the night Thought I was a nerd but you picked the wrong fight Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care They bust you in your muthafucking head with a chair (Shaggy 2 Dope) I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek And they would love to stick their thumbtacks on my seat And they would throw their spitballs at the class freak And everyone of them bitches died in their sleep 'Cause I run around with books and a circle pawn Crystal Balls, Black Magic and Jokers Cards And at night, just when I'm feeling lonely The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me So don't fuck with the Shaggs cause I cast spells And dont come crying to me when your tongue swells I'm hanging with freak shows like Crab Boy Snake Boy, Flipper and Scab Boy And a man who can eat his own fucking face Then shit it out and screw it back into place If you dont think so you can suck my bone Cause I tried telling you man I'm Not Alone (Chorus 2x) Jokers and freaks Deep in the night Thought I was a nerd but you picked the wrong fight Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care They bust you in your muthafucking head with a chair Jokers and Freaks Jokers and Freaks (Shaggy 2 Dope) Well I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jumpsteady Nate The Mack, Violent J and Uncle Freddy Chuckie Muthafuckie and Stupid got my respect But I really like to hang with old Rubberneck A freak show from a circus that you don't know And I fuck the Lion Lady in the neden hole And some times she'll do an acrobatic flip on my nuts And IT FEELS SOO GGOOOOODDD!!!!! So tell your boys that they're all a bunch of chump suckas I walk around your neighborhood choking motherfuckers I use to be a fool but now the jokers got juice Shit change when I started hanging out with Zeus And if you take me out you know I'm coming back again With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon Man He come flying out the barrel doing Mach 9 With his fist coming straight for your spine Never fuck with Shaggs cause hes always ticking I'll throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken So when you see me by my lonely in the Ghetto Zone Mother Fucker Better Realize I'm Not Alone (Chorus 2x) Jokers and freaks Deep in the night Thought I was a nerd but you picked the wrong fight Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care They bust you in your muthafucking head with a chair Jokers and Freaks (Chorus 2x) Jokers and freaks Deep in the night Thought I was a nerd but you picked the wrong fight Jimmy Crackcorn, but they don't care They bust you in your muthafucking head with a chair 4 - 3 Rings featuring Violent J (Willoughby Rags) Is this on? Gather around my wealthy friends and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce! Actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once, and come and indulge yourselves in our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune. Yes ladies and gentleman, enter our three ring show of freaks!! (Violent J) Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue To the desk in school, then I run down the hall Scaring the shit outta all of ya'll bitches Which is why you don't invite mine to your party Just cause I don't look like everybody I guess you're just a bunch of hot shots They act like they've never seen a Cyclops And what's the big deal about my neck? Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up A couple feet to get a better sight Is that any reason to scream and run in fright? No! So, Whats up with that? So what if I got another arm growing outta my back I guess I'm just another freak show thing And now they got me in the 3 rings (Chorus 2x) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere) (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope Chicken-faced bitch! You don't try to front hoe Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino So maybe there's a sack growing out my neck But, don't jet baby, not yet Popped out the neden like a pound of lead Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits 'Cause when I was two, my momma left me at the circus Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow But then I escaped to the ghetto zone Started a crew of my own, muthafucka, I'm not alone So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank Or your stomach might recieve a shank From the 3 rings freak (Chorus 2x) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere) (Willoughby Rags) I certainly hope your enjoyin' yourselves here at our three ring exhibit! But to be honest, I really don't see whats so fuckin funny about it, these fuckin people are real!! Ring 3, The ICP! Look if you want But I wouldn't lay a hand on me That's how you get fucked up We'll squeeze your windpipe shut (Violent J) Yo! I'm a nerd Word I drink Thunderbird I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb Nobody want to hang with a freak who's clinicly dead with no heart beat (Shaggy 2 Dope) Fuck that Bitch suck that I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac It's two balls hanging with no protection, so, I move real careful and slow (Violent J) You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak Just cause my nose curls up like the Iron Shiek Is that the reason nobody wanna hang Fuck It I chill with the 3 rings (Chorus 2x) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare) 3 ring A ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere) (Willoughy Rags) Well...that's it...I hope your satisfied, I hope you had a good time you fuckin' heartless bastard. You saw what you wanted, so grab your fuckin' kid, and that fat slop of shit wife of yours, and get the fuck out of our circus tent. You cold hearted sons of bitches. You think they look fucked up?? Just wait till I kick you fuckin' lips in a couple of times!! You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch, and we'll be laughing at your folded ass. They'll call ya "Lumpy"... after I done put knots all over your fuckin' forehead. Yeah! Hey, Hey little boy, c'mere, how'd ya like it if I tied your fuckin' neck in a knot ya fuckin little bitch?! C'mere, I'll shove that fuckin' corn dog up ya ass!! The fuck outta here, the shows fuckin over, get the fuck outta here ya fuckin' heartless bastards!!