1 - Intro Hello there, sir. Well I'll tell ya, I've lived here all my life and I never once noticed this place. You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably bring some business to the joint. Yes, how may I help you today? I'm lookin for some kind of uh...some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man. He collects old shit like this and I figured, I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know? Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself? Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself. But I insist, I have somethin just right for you. This will help you find more then you are looking for. A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place. Consider it a gift from your neighbor. But I, have electricity in my house. Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy. Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle will shed apon your life. Listen uh, I really gotta get going. Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers! 2 - Jake Jeckel Boom shaka boom Boom shaka boom Boom shaka boom (Violent J) Ladies and gentlemen meet your guardian angel Your keeper of morals...hehehe kindness The path to Shangri-La is led by he led by you He is of your positivity he is of your love Meet one half of the jugglin duo That is your soul I'm talkin about Jake Jeckel (repeat until song ends) Jack throw another Jake catch one more They'll try and catch all thats in store for you How many souls will fall from the sky? How many souls burn wonderin why? 3 - Bring It On (Violent J) Welcome everyone to the big show (Shaggy 2 Dope) Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival (Violent J) Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads (Shaggy 2 Dope) Show respect you's amongst the dead (Violent J) Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ain't shit changed bitch check nuts (Violent J) Detroit, Southwest murderers style (Shaggy 2 Dope) The greatest spectacle under the sky (Violent J) Five cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down Patton Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch hello Everbody come jump in our ride (Shaggy 2 Dope) Fit you and your fat ass bitch inside (Violent J) Wagons, tents are swift as a breeze (Shaggy 2 Dope) Can't nobody get with these, motha fucka BRING IT ON! (Chorus) Bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it (Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and beyond (Violent J) Voodoo, chicken and magical wands (Shaggy 2 Dope) Dead bigots, face down in the ponds (Violent J) Broken neck with the flick of our wrist (Shaggy 2 Dope) All this playahatin gettin me pissed (Violent J) Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe (Shaggy 2 Dope) Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Fu blow's (Violent J) If Jake Jeckel drop any at all (Shaggy 2 Dope) No more chicks just sizzlin balls (Violent J) I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire Bite your neck and set your head on fire Shoot me with silver bullets OK I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid Here try my licorice treat (Shaggy 2 Dope) I know dead folk that chew they feet (Violent J) Carnival moves in shadow of time (Shaggy 2 Dope) And he's runnin a little behind, bitch BRING IT ON! (Chorus) Bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it (Violent J) Insane Clown Posse, ICP Axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies One for your greed Two for your lies Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies Jeckel drop ball Shangri-La dies One for your greed Two for your lies (Shaggy 2 Dope) Shaggs 2 Dope serial killer Axe murder boy, wig cap peela I can wear a Fila jacket and look fresh I'm pimpin like David Koresh...was People think I got bombs in my locker Teacher try to open it up, I'mma sock her Get the fuck back and leave me alone Before I have to come to your home and see ya (Violent J) Wind me up and I can do flips (Shaggy 2 Dope) And put the smackdown on your lips (Violent J) Billy Bill, Rude, Jumpsteady, Tom Dub (Shaggy 2 Dope) Stefan, Legs, Double A got love (Violent J) Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar (Shaggy 2 Dope) Got folk love, people love whatever you are (Violent J) Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man (Shaggy 2 Dope) Can't nothin stop the rain bitch BRING IT ON (Chorus) Bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it He's brings it to ya Like we work for the fucking federal UPS Yes, may I help you? Yeah, lemme get uh, 3 soft tacos with no lettuce a chilito and a nacho... Excuse me sir, we do not have, how do you say, chilito A chilito, a chilito, you know what I'm saying? NO sir, I do not know. We have no chilito as you say. This is taco land we only have the fresh vegetables on pita loaf, we have no chilitos. Man, fuck that, I'm looking at this shit right on the menu, I want a chilito. Perhaps instead I make for you a fresh slice of tomato on pita, no! Whatthefuck!!! I wanna motherfucking chilito man! Oh, yeah, FUCKOFF!!! What?!? FUCKOFF!!! Hey fuck you motherfucker!!! NO FUUUUUUCKOOOOOOF!!!! 4 - I Want My Shit (Violent J) It was like March, April Fuckin Libra Fuckin uh Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original Billy the Kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Ezmerella Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day (Booyah) Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the "Clown Devil Boy" Child of the Witch heffer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how them primitives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava Four simple things in this bitch before I die (Chorus) I want a rusty axe I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And a little sip of Faygo too Till I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never DIE! (Violent J) So anyway... Fifty years passed all my homies are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my nuts I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled alligators Battled Terminators Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army I walked across enemy lines with a mack ten (Shaggy 2 Dope) Man they didn't even have that shit back then (Violent J) How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? (Shaggy 2 Dope) Well at least make this shit sound real man damn! (Violent J) I walked across enemy lines with a, lantern Steady takin cannon balls To the balls The war ended, I travelled the country horse back Until this fool tried to horsejack He put his gat to my head and blew my face up Didn't even smear the makeup I took his gun and put a divit in his neck The sherriff didn't like it I got indicted Eighty seven long years in the state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a hundred and somethin?" I said, "Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit, mothafucka!!!" (Chorus) I want a rusty axe I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And a little sip of Faygo too Till I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never DIE! (Violent J) Yeah... I slept under bridges, lived in a valley Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys More years passed and I still ain't died Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side My homey has an Impala blue '67 Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven I stuck my head out the window told 'em floor it the most And let my nugget ping off a light post Hell yeah cuz, Hurts a little bit but then ya get a straight buzz The world hates me cause of shit like this They always try and kill me but, miss I know it's odd cause my face is forever painted When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted My tongues a little long I choke people with it Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it And I told ya my neck can strech for miles I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files People wanna see me die more then a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! (Chorus) I want a rusty axe I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget I said Faygo fuck Mountain Dew Till I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never DIE! Diiiiie! Diiiiie! 5 - Bitches (feat. Ol' Dirty Bastard) Bitches Hahaha Bitches Ha! Bitch ass Bitch at any moment is what I'll do You fucking bitches I'll do it to you, and the few of your crew Bitch at any moment is what I'll do Yeah!! ICP, ODB I'll do it to you, and the few of your crew You bitches (Violent J) Bitch!!! What the fuck? What are ya trying to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked something like 34 guys But I let that slide 'Cause your ass is banging, your titties is fat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck that, you put me through the courts And gave me genital warts Now I stack my nine, I'm going for your knees I'ma blow them out and give your neck a squeeze Ha whoo!! As your standing there I'ma be like BITCH! You know you done fucked up right? (Chorus 2x) Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die Now ya gotta die, now you gotta die Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die (Never wanted it like that) (Ol' Dirty Bastard) Don't talk about bitches I'm fucking them Please note fat bitches I'm fucking slim Unless it's one of those nights I'm smoking my shit I don't care if I'm high I'm fucking it How much it cost big fat crackhead? Ain't trying to hear all them words you said Five minutes bitch, and I came Fuck your name, and from were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you You Shaquita You Belinda You too Passion BITCH!!! (Chorus 2x) Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die Now ya gotta die, now you gotta die Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die (Never wanted it like that) (Shaggy 2 Dope) One thing I can't stand is these bitches Trying to take my riches When I ain't even got none I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug, and snug, and tickle But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fucking pickle She fucked everybody else in the place It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!! (Chorus repeats until end) Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die Now ya gotta die, now you gotta die Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die (Never wanted it like that) Girl you know I love you ya dumb bitch! Yo, yo wuzzup! Returns office. Hello. Hello. Yes, let me speak to Wayne. Uh, I'm sorry he's not in at the moment. Well you handle the Insane Clown Posse now don't cha? That's correct! Oh, that's great there man I've been trying to get through they gave me a hard time. Okay. Now I don't need that kinda shit you know what I'm saying. Okay. Well, they told me to call Laddy, the Insane Clown Posse, I gotta truck load of fake pussies out here that I've gotta drop off for these boys. Excuse me. For their next show. Can you hold on a moment? Hurry up! (Hold music) Would you like the touring department? Now what's that supposed to mean ma'am, is that a wise ass comment? Would you like the touring department? I drive a truck for a living I think I've seen enough of the country. I don't need that shit. What do you need sir? I told you I got a truck loada shit out here for the Insane Clown Posse! I can't help you with that, would you like the touring department? Wha...Now you tell me now, what the hell am I gonna do witha truck loada fake pussies? I don't know would you like the touring department? I damn well can't fuck em all, that's fo sure! 6 - Terrible (Shaggy 2 Dope) Motherfucka! You don't know shit do ya? You wouldn't know shit if it rib kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face. You ain't even begun to experience drama motherfucka. Your mamma, your mothafuckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma, don't even know about this drama, motherfucka! (Violent J) Oh my God look at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took her black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found Dead in the grass with his dick in his ass Plus there was more But you won't recall because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls What you consider drama ain't all that It's just that you're whack With your intergalactic satellite data compress yes, but we can't feed the homeless And then OJ's big story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really don't care Thats what it costs for a wheelchair!! (Chorus 2x) Terrible What ya know about terrible Terrible You don't know what's terrible And she's so terrible you have to beat her you bitch ass wack motherfucker! (Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest that Some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans When your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid (Chorus 2x) Terrible What ya know about terrible Terrible You don't know what's terrible Are your kids so terrible you got to beat on them too you drunk motherfucka!! Rebel flag, in your schools Rebel flag, in your parks Rebel flag, in your courtrooms Rebel flag, in your hearts Rebel flag, stood for slavery Rebel flag, stood for war Rebel flag, stood for hatred But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more Don't worry about my goddamn flag, boy what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin. (Shaggy 2 Dope) The country we live in was built by slaves Beat down and murdered and stuffed in they graves You put a slave owner on a one dollar bill And you wanna know why I kill people!!!! (Violent J) Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt And all ya care about is who the President fucked! You don't know terrible, you will As soon as our wagons come over the hill! (Chorus 2x) Terrible What ya know about terrible Terrible You don't know what's terrible (Shaggy 2 Dope) You don't even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours. Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours. There it is it looks like a bitches' ass, you bitch ass motherfucka!!!! (Chorus repeats until end) Terrible What ya know about terrible Terrible You don't know what's terrible 7 - I Stab People (Violent J) I'd like to uhh.. If it's cool with Jake and Jack I'd like to address the juggalos on a, uhh, personal matter Because it's not all good I mean things aren't always that cool You know? I mean I just wanna talk to you guys About a problem I got, maybe you can help me I stab people, four, five people every day I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but there ain't no fucking way I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse, and his fucking cat Stabbed them, stabbed them all like that! I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager He was like "WHAT THE FUCK!" I stabbed him in the gut! I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there I don't care, I stab anybody anywhere, uh uh there! I stabbed the mailman he was pissed He tried to mace me I'm too quick with the stab, come on, come on chase me I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed him Myzery stabbed me, ahh goddamn him I stab old people, ladies, little kids I don't give a fuck I stabbed a fat guy in the butt, hehe what? I met Pete Rose, stabbed him twice in his nipple I'm Violent J, I stab people Maybe somebody can help me Maybe somebody can help me Maybe somebody can help me Maybe somebody can help me 8 - Another Love Song (Violent J) Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried away in the moment And I could fogive you.....I could do that I could do anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur coat I should love you and treat you with class And have babies fallin all out your ass But Thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you Cause I got you in my car You ain't goin no where bitch your dead (Chorus 2x) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (Violent J) I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take a 10 pound axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead I should let you move into my house You'd fuck the neighbor everytime I go out And wipe his nut on my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cause we parked here all alone in this here dark alleyway, hey (Chorus 2x) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (Violent J) I'm the one that killed your precious cat and stuffed him in your fucking mail box If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dreadlocks When I scream at the moon everynight You shoulda known somethin just ain't right Cause I'm gonna slap you And then I'm going to kill you Cause the moon told me to and it's watching us right now (Chorus 2x) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (Violent J) I could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma I'd much rather bang your head on the wall until you fall into a coma Cause I can't get you outta my head I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead And I ain't the only motherfucka thats dying So let's just die together (Chorus repeat until song ends) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie 9 - Everybody Rise (Violent J) Smile I'ma blow a hole in your neck And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) Fuck rednecks dum diddy dum Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue Everybody jump to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Violent J) Fuck Gene Simmons you make me sick Psycho Cirucs you stole my shit Spit your blood out and do your dance But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants (Shaggy 2 Dope) Fuck 'Palooza, big festivals We never sell out with you bitch ass hoes Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Chorus 2x) Everybody raised on the East side Rise Everybody raised on the West side Rise Everybody raised on the North side Rise South side Rise, everybody rise (Violent J) Fuck money, I was raised up without shit Thats how I'll die, thats how I live Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) I scream! I make towers shatter I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Violent J) I say what I want, whatever I feel Fuck your big contract record deal Paper ain't shit you's amongst the dead Dark Carnival Haa dah hoom haa hed (Shaggy 2 Dope) Fuck video, and radio play Fuck them, shit, can suck my dick all day Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Chorus 2x) Everybody raised on the East side Rise Everybody raised on the West side Rise Everybody raised on the North side Rise South side Rise, everybody rise Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Now thats straight from my heart for real Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck.... my.... dick (Violent J) Michael Eisner can suck my dick If he got some kinda problem with my shit Everybody jump to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) Your just a faggot! Korn faggot! They call you that cause you act like a bitch Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here, fuck outta here (Violent J) Fuck skin color everybodies blue Then what would all these bigots do? Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size Thats why I must poke out all of their eyes (Shaggy 2 Dope) ICP We roam alone Ever since Inner City Ghetto Zone Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound Fuck outta here if you ain't down with the clown (Chorus repeats) Everybody raised on the East side Rise Everybody raised on the West side Rise Everybody raised on the North side Rise South side Rise, everybody rise 10 - Play With Me "Play With Me" Hey [x54] (Violent J) Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend I can feel you, I relate with you no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey [Chorus] Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the other side) Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so lonley) [x2] (Violent J) I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my fucking head All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do! I can understand the way you feel because I feel it too But you'll leave me in the box and I can barely hear you play Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey [Chorus] Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the other side) Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so lonley) [x2] (Shaggy 2 Dope) Boys and girls, fuck that old crusty shit Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny slimy, atomic shithead (Super, duper!) (Right) (S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic) (Right) (Violent J) I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack You've become much older now and I don't see you turning back Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!! (Chorus repeats till end) 11 - Jack Jeckel Boom shaka boom shaka Boom shaka boom shaka (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ladies and gentlemen come here, major greeting Your keeper of wickedry the path to Shangri-La Is misled by he misled by you He is of your negativity, he is of your hate Meet the other half of the jugglin duo That is your soul The amazing Jack Jekel! (repeat until song ends) Jack throw another Jake catch one more They'll try and catch all thats instore for you How many souls will fall from the sky? How many souls burn wonderin why? 12 - Fuck The World (Violent J) Fuck, Fuck this shit...fuck give it to me! If I only could I'd set the world on fire (Ah, fuck you!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire (Shaggy 2 Dope) Say fuck the world (Fuck the world!) (If I only could I'd set the world on fire) Fuck 'em all (Fuck 'em all) (Violent J) Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Darius, Fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens, and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks punk motherfucks Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, fuck you! Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's mamma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Lama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump, fuck a shoe pump Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, oooh And fuck you (Chorus 2x) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Say fuck the world (fuck the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Fuck 'em all (fuck 'em all!) (Violent J) Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera Fuck a pop blocker, and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jumpsteady My homie, fuck 'em what are ya gonna do (Jumpsteady) Fuck that bitch, fuck you (Violent J) Yeah well fuck you too Don't bother trying to analyze these rhymes In this song I say fuck 93 times Fuck the President, fuck your welfare Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin' what! Fuck disco, Count of Monte Cristo Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chorus 2x) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Say fuck the world (fuck the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Fuck 'em all (fuck 'em all!) (Violent J) Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here You know the guy who operates the Rouge River drawbridge in Delray on Jefferson? Fuck him! Fuck your idea, Fuck your gonnorrhea, Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia Fuck your wife, your homie did he's fuckin you Fuck the police and the 5-0 too Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your little brother's homey from around the way And fuck Violent J 13 - The Shaggy Show (feat. Snoop Dogg) From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial waste depository. It's Shaggy Time!!! (Shaggy 2 Dope) Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya, alright! Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, Fat Pat He goes, hehehe, and all of that Anyhow on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old ass bitches tryin to kill motherfuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old (The game is to be sold, not to be told) You can feel the excitment, right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight Hahaha that's what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show, shiit we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Anotha motherfucka that, well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this mutherfucka! (I like that kid Violent J) Hey Mike "Whats up?" How ya doin today? "Just great Shaggs" Well that's great Lets give a hand, To Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band! We'll be right back with Violent J! (Playa Hater's Degree 'Commercial') (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece (Violent J) Waddup ya'll? Whats happenin' It's been six months and my dick ain't haven it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies, Twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah! (Shaggy 2 Dope) Now I been hearin a little of this and that About you havin some kinda panic attack Tell us, um, is it true? And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? (Violent J) Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe And then all of a sudden I'm like, get off me! Then I start chokin out pedestrians Until they give me my shot of calaphlestrian But that's all over now and that's that I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it (Shaggy 2 Dope) Well on that note, thank you J, for real Well just pop you one of them Fallopian pills Take your ass back stage now and relax Snoop Dogg is comin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back (Mamma's Hot Chilli 'Commercial') (Shaggy 2 Dope) Thanks fellas, alright yo we're back My next guest pioneered the sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O double G (Snoop Dogg) Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane It's the big dogg yo, fuckin wit the Insane Clown, get down, nigga I represent the town Hey yo Violent J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay funk, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motherfuckin ass meet defeat (Shaggy 2 Dope) Snoop, you got platinum on your wall Where all the fools stare and scratch their balls They wanna be like you, They wanna try to and steal your flows Yo, why is that so? (Snoop Dogg) It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention, oh should I mention I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension Bounce, makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that weed hangin out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck about nothin at all That's why I'm known to the world As big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga (Shaggy 2 Dope) Snoop Dogg everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to our party Thanks Violent J my loe And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo That's it for now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich! 14 - Mad Professor (knocking) Shit, he's here! Hi. Hi, how you doing, Is this the right place for that furniture? Yeah, sure is, come on in. Pretty nice place you got here, the cobwebs are a nice touch. Uh, so that's the couch eh? Yeah, um we got some...take a look at that apholestry right there. Yeah, that's pretty fuckin nice, I aint seen nothin like... Woooo. Woah, you arite there? That's real apholestry. I aint seen nothing like that since shit back in uh... (bang) Motherfucker!!!! You want my couch, you motherfucka! I need your motherfuckin brain, you can't have my couch! Whatthefuck you thinking? Now come here you big fat motherfucka get on the table! (Violent J) I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See, momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well, where my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was tha shit yeah But im still lonely, I need a homie So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here... yeah (Chorus) You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live? That's right, why you don't like it? I mean, oh my god, it's dirty, do you like... (Bang) Shut up bitch, gimme ya tippy toes! (Violent J) I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers like what eighty They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hides" Careful, this part's wack Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack Shit, fuck I'm sawing of an elbow Looking at the meter...are my quasars at the low? Or better yet look out the fuckin window I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on come on It's the thuggish ruggish bone Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck shit didn't work (Chorus) You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity (Talking) Hey, you call for delivery? Sure did, come on in. Well i got the truck waiting outside, I'm gonna go ahead and uh... (Bang) Ow, motherfuka, whatchu hit me wita fryin pan or sometin, whatthefuck bro you crazy motherfucka, that shit hurts, man I outta fuck you up. Come here, get back here! (He's trying to kill me) (Bang, bang) (Violent J) It wasn't always easy let me tell ya But fuck that, uhh, cause I ain't no failure I put the shit with the veins and snip that Wait a minute You hear that Yeah It's alive I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock~n~Rye Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that Get him set get him ready its all most time Paint his ugly face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the Carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? "Shaggy?" (Shaggy 2 Dope) What up Y'all? (Chorus repeats until end) You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity 15 - Assassins You know who you're fuckin with? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns You know who you're fuckin with? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (Chorus 2x) Wicked clown wicked clown Wicked clown wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked clown wicked clown Wicked clown wicked clown (Shaggy 2 Dope) As I walk the River Rouge, I saw this man He was covered he was butter I snatched his jewelry and ran I caught up with Nate he said I think it's worth a grand He smiled then he giggled then he shook my hand The jam is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy The fuckin snake was crule all they gave was 750 My momma threw my out I called my sister a whore Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl Saw my teacher Ms. Elena up at Wellington Mall I broke into her Datsun and jumped in the back And waited for the bitch and put my shank to her neck She offered her cars keys cried and said please She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell I looked into her eyes and she was scared as hell! I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run An assassin! (Chorus 2x) Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown You know who you're fuckin with? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns You know who you're fuckin with? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (Violent J) My father was a priest coldblooded he's dead Hipocrite he was a bigot so I cut off his head Poured on the holy water bless the dead is what I said And heard the demons screamin as his body bled Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day I saw a fine hitchhiker and I wanted to play Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride She said thanks I said no thang and she got inside Peepin as I'm creepin, I'm packin an erection I'm stairin with my dick I'm like look which direction Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya Hey babe why don't ya chill and help me kill this two-liter Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass I banged it and banged it the shit was absurd Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fuckin nerd Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss She said "So when am I gettin paid?" What bitch!? First I tried to choke her she went for the door She said "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for" Bitch I love you but now you gotta die I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back Still want booty, I went for the hatchet And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic Choppin and choppin they said "J what tha fuck?" On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT? I'm an ASSASSIN hahaha a motherfuckin assassin An assassin (Chorus repeat until song ends) Wicked clown wicked clown Wicked clown wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked clown wicked clown Wicked clown wicked clown 16 - Echoside (feat. Twiztid) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Violent J) Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom see (Monoxide Child) A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been (Jamie Madrox) There was a soul named Damien He was nothing Heaven would save (Monoxide Child) Instead he was cast to the flames of Hell to serve an eternal grave (shaggy 2 Dope) Even in the after life things don't always go as planned (Jamie Madrox) Satan's realm see's over things, it's hectic and over jammed (Monoxide Child) Damien earned his spot in Hell right until his dying day (Violent J) So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way (Jamie Madrox) They finally reached that resting place an endless pit of fire (Shaggy 2 Dope) But Damien had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair (Monoxide Child) Out the back entrance of Hell but with nowhere else to hide (Violent J) His tale is just a tomb resting in the Echoside (Chorus) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the shadows on the other side of time) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (If there is a hell, then there must be a behind) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the other end and bury me in black) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me from the echoside and never bring me back) (Violent J) Damien ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying (Jamie Madrox) There were many dead trees, a blood red sky, and headless children playing (Shaggy 2 dope) A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Damien's legs were dead (Violent J) So he layed on top of Damien and then licked the back of his neck and said (Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit We believe in life legit If you diggin what we say, why you throw your soul away? Save me from the darkest corner) (Chorus) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the shadows on the other side of time) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (If there is a hell, then there must be a behind) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the other end and bury me in black) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me from the echoside and never bring me back) (Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit We believe in life legit If you diggin what we say, why you throw your soul away? Save me from the darkest corner) (Jamie Madrox) Damien crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay (Violent J) Tortured by everything he saw yet wishing along the way (Monoxide Child) His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor (Jamie Madrox) Still trying not to look back, as if something else were in store (Shaggy 2 Dope) The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain (Monoxide Child) The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins (Jamie Madrox) As Damien layed in Echoside, Hell's screams could still be heard (Violent J) The blood red sky would flicker with the torture that occured (Shaggy 2 Dope) Thinking that he had escaped every scream he heard he laughed (Violent J) While the headless children pointing and urinating in his path (Monoxide Child) He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it (Violent J) These red gates were the front doors of Hell, he never knew it, he he (Chorus repeat until song ends) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the shadows on the other side of time) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (If there is a hell, then there must be a behind) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me to the other end and bury me in black) Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (Take me from the echoside and never bring me back) 17 - Nothing Left (Shaggy 2 Dope) Man, I love you guys man. (Violent J) Man shut the fuck up man, why you always gotta ruin the moment? (Shaggy 2 dope) Fuck you! (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ain't nothin left here for me So I'm out this bitch Fuck stayin here I'm bouncin the fuck all the bout We out this motherfucka right now (Violent J) There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked There's no tree that won't get chopped There's no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones laid Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid There's no feet that no one can There's no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt There's no punch that ain't been felt There's no skill that no ones learned There's no planet that he ain't turned There's no fued that never disolved There's ain't no problem that ain't been solved There's no tale that no ones told There's no beauty that won't get old There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on There's no color that ain't been seen Purple, red, yellow, blue, forest green There's no desert that ain't seen rain Nobody here that ain't felt pain There's no bigot that ain't been clowned There's no treasure that I ain't found Ain't no cave they never explored Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored There's no leader that ain't been led There's no blood that ain't been shed There's no dish they never made Ain't no brick they never laid Everything left's been done before Nothing's new, nowhere to explore (repeat) On the day when the wagons come I just pray that you let me on (repeat until song ends) Hey Jack Jeckel fly Twist and spin to the other side